// EPISODE ARCHIVE //
☠ THE COMPLETE STICK-DEATH CANON
Every official episode of Stick Figure Death Theatre, in the order the Reaper visited. Click anything to watch. Loud noises, low frame rates, and questionable physics throughout.
EPISODES: 16
· TOTAL DEATHS: 16
· TOTAL RUNTIME: 12:37
· SEASONS: 2
· STATUS: ACCEPTING SOULS
EP.016 · FINALE
1:00
EPISODE 016 · 2026 · SEASON 2 FINALE
THE RETIREMENT PARTY
The Reaper throws himself a retirement party. He invites all 15 victims as ghosts. He always keeps the job.
EP.015
0:50
EPISODE 015 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE TIME MACHINE
Build a time machine, go back five minutes, avoid the Reaper. The Reaper was already there. He had a reservation.
EP.014
0:50
EPISODE 014 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE SHARK TANK
"Uber, but for sandwiches." Funding secured. By the shark in the lobby tank. In a different sense.
EP.013
0:52
EPISODE 013 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE WEDDING
He wrote his own vows. They were beautiful. The Reaper cut in during the first dance. Literally.
EP.012
0:50
EPISODE 012 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE CONSTRUCTION SITE
He wore the hard hat. Then a grand piano fell on him from a crane. The Reaper was the crane operator. He waved.
EP.011
0:48
EPISODE 011 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE HOSPITAL
He survived the surgery. He survived recovery. The revolving door on the way out did not get the memo.
EP.010
0:48
EPISODE 010 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE HAUNTED HOUSE
The Reaper's Halloween side hustle. Five stars. One guest got so scared they actually died.
EP.009
0:48
EPISODE 009 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE RESTAURANT
Three Michelin stars. Then he ordered the fish. The fish wasn't done being alive yet.
EP.008
0:52
EPISODE 008 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE REAPER'S DAY OFF
One day. No scythe. No souls. Just vibes. The universe had other plans. So did everyone around him.
EP.003
0:45
EPISODE 003 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
NATURAL SELECTION
He saw the beehive. He saw the stick. He made a choice. Evolution disagreed.
EP.002
0:48
EPISODE 002 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE WORKPLACE INCIDENT
Steve just needed one copy. One. The photocopier had other plans. So did someone else.
EP.001
0:42
EPISODE 001 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE REAPER INTRODUCTION
A quiet Tuesday afternoon. A stick figure. A scythe. Some running. Not enough running.
EP.007
0:48
EPISODE 007 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
SPACE PROGRAM
Budget cuts hit the helmet department. Gary still volunteered. Gary was very brave. Gary was also very stupid.
EP.006
0:46
EPISODE 006 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
ROAD TRIP
He trusted the GPS. The GPS trusted the 2003 map data. The cliff was not on the map.
EP.005
0:44
EPISODE 005 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
THE GYM
Chad wanted a PR. His spotter wanted a snack. The barbell wanted neither of them.
EP.004
0:46
EPISODE 004 · 2026 · OFFICIAL
MEDIEVAL TIMES
Sir Reginald volunteered to test the new catapult. Nobody told him he was the payload.
☠ END OF SEASON 2 ☠
16 episodes. 16 deaths. The Reaper has not retired despite his best efforts.Want more? submit your own animation » or visit the OG Vault »